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Happy Birthday, BitterOldHack!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl2, Sep 22, 2006.

  1. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Oh wow. And to think I forgot to bake him a cake!!!
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    It's OK, Oz. I think he's too busy letting Justin Timberlake rock his body.
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Just for you, BYH ...


    Feliz cumpleanos!
  4. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    I have some soccer tickets waiting for him as a present. I know he'll be delighted!
  5. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Good point. Speaking of which, it's Steelers-Bungles this week. Last time they played, he had to profess his love for J-Timberlake after the Steelers won. Good times. ;)
  6. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Wish the dickhead a happy birthday? No f'ing way.
    What I wish for him is to be tortured by a Subway Series that not only goes 7 LO-O-O-O-O-O-NG games, but ends with the Mets winning Game 7 in the 15th inning so dickhead's "pal" with the oversized cranium can be seen celebrating on TV...HA!

    OK, Happy Birthday (33?), my bitterdickhead friend.
  7. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Just for you, my favorite BitterGeriatricHack:


    "This is what's great about birthdays. This is what the greatest thing about birthdays is. You live to get older... HELLO!? YOU LIVE TO GET OLDER. You don't live it to just live it. That's the great thing about birthdays--you live to get older, and I don't care if you spend those days masturbating to Rachael Ray with the sound off. You go live to get older. When you start tellin' me it doesn't matter, then die. Get out! 'Cause it matters.
  8. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Happy Birthday, BeeYatcH!

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  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Damn, I seldom can stand pube, but that was some funny shit. :D
  10. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    wow, look at that... all these people you've never met wishing you a happy birthday, you're like almost famous or something...
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    What to get BYH? Billy Squier's greatest hits, or Heathers on Betamax?

  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Happy b-day, BOH...
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