Happy Birthday, BitterOldHack!

Oh wow. And to think I forgot to bake him a cake!!!

 

It's OK, Oz. I think he's too busy letting Justin Timberlake rock his body.

 

Just for you, BYH ...



Feliz cumpleanos!

 

I have some soccer tickets waiting for him as a present. I know he'll be delighted!

 

Good point. Speaking of which, it's Steelers-Bungles this week. Last time they played, he had to profess his love for J-Timberlake after the Steelers won. Good times.

 

Wish the dickhead a happy birthday? No f'ing way.
What I wish for him is to be tortured by a Subway Series that not only goes 7 LO-O-O-O-O-O-NG games, but ends with the Mets winning Game 7 in the 15th inning so dickhead's "pal" with the oversized cranium can be seen celebrating on TV...HA!




OK, Happy Birthday (33?), my bitterdickhead friend.

 

Just for you, my favorite BitterGeriatricHack:



"This is what's great about birthdays. This is what the greatest thing about birthdays is. You live to get older... HELLO!? YOU LIVE TO GET OLDER. You don't live it to just live it. That's the great thing about birthdays--you live to get older, and I don't care if you spend those days masturbating to Rachael Ray with the sound off. You go live to get older. When you start tellin' me it doesn't matter, then die. Get out! 'Cause it matters.

 

Happy Birthday, BeeYatcH!

AFC East
Dolphins 8-8
Jets 8-8
Bills 8-8
Patriots 8-8

AFC North
Steelers 8-8
Ravens 8-8
Bengals 8-8
Browns 8-8

AFC South
Colts 8-8
Titans 8-8
Texans 8-8
Jaguars 8-8

AFC West
Chiefs 8-8
Broncos 8-8
Chargers 8-8
Raiders 8-8

NFC East
Eagles 8-8
Giants 8-8
Redskins 8-8
Cowboys 8-8

NFC North
Vikings 8-8
Bears 8-8
Lions 8-8
Packers 8-8

NFC South
Buccaneers 8-8
Saints 8-8
Falcons 8-8
Panthers 8-8

NFC West
Cardinals 8-8
Rams 8-8
Seahawks 8-8
49ers 8-8

 

Damn, I seldom can stand pube, but that was some funny shit.

 

wow, look at that... all these people you've never met wishing you a happy birthday, you're like almost famous or something...

 

What to get BYH? Billy Squier's greatest hits, or Heathers on Betamax?

;D

 

Happy b-day, BOH...