Hamster question

Twelve posts and not a single Richard Gere reference. This board is full of fail.

 

First thing I thought of, so hear ya go!

 

I thought it was gerbils with Gere?

 

Either way he's the "Human Habitrail."

 

It was the mother who was the hampster and the father who smelled of elderberries. Hope that helped.

 

I can never keep that straight.

 

I have always heard a gerbil has more white meat than a hamster. The hamster will have a more gamey taste to it, but it will fillet nicely.

 

RE: the BigSleeper reference:

 

Now leave, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

I figured a thread entitled "Hamster question" would be much more entertaining; I'm disappointed.

 

If he's an evil hamster, is it really a good idea to give him a ball he can travel the world in? What if he turns it into a hamsterized version of the Death Star? What then, huh? Huh!?

 

He's in the spinny wheel again.

Little fucker tried to bite me the other night when I was giving him some food. I almost tossed him on the floor for the cat to play with.

I guess we'd see how evil he is then.

Or I could ship him to Gere.