Hamburgers now weapons

I once threw a couple cheeseburgers out the window at a guy who was trying to run me off the road. Seriously.

 

and with all those hungry kids in china ...

 

Is that you, grandma?

 

There are no hungry kids in China. McDonald's outsourced all their burger assembly over to China, because children there will slap burgers together all day for 10 cents a day and then ship them over. McD's only charges them two cents per burger, docked from their pay.

They're good people, those arch-fuckers.

 

so I'm eating Chinese food every time I go to McD's?

 

yup.

 

No, it's not made in China. It's all American.

Frozen fresh right here in the U.S. of A!

 

Could kill someone with one of those things.

 

Pat Benatar said to stop using sex as a weapon, but still, there must be a better alternative.

 

i sometimes wonder if you herb up late at night.

 

And after eating that In-And-Out 100x100, grab a camera, go to the can, document it, then send it to bowlbattle.com and see how it stacks up against some of the best turds thrown down this year.

 

Nah, I just muse uniquely.