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halloween costume ideas?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ralph wiggum, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. ralph wiggum

    ralph wiggum Member

    In my limited time on this board, I've noticed plenty of clever and witty folks out there, so does anybody have any good last minute costume ideas that aren't too difficult to put together? I always wait too long and end up doing something stupid.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Wear a suit and tie; go as a responsible adult.

    Or for you Ralphie, go as a gulch.
  3. ralph wiggum

    ralph wiggum Member

    two years ago, I dressed in normal clothes with a piece of paper taped to my chest that said Idaho. And whenever someone asked what I was supposed to be, I said in my best ralph wiggum voice, "I'm Idaho!" I think three or four people got it all night. Oh well.
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    We had come-as-your-favorite-Bob Dylan-character party in college.
    I went as Mr. Jones. I colored some ping pong balls to look like eyeballs and put them in my pocket. I wrote the word 'No' on two index cards and taped them to the bottom of my shoes, and I wore earphones.
  5. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    That's not funny.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Depends on your perspective...
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Sorry Ides, but actually that is funny. They should've given that guy a trophy for having a costume with the least help from a parent.
  8. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    you take me far too seriously.

    If I were being serious, I'd just say it was a lame costume.
  9. jackfinarelli

    jackfinarelli Member

    Wear a jockstrap and no pants. When you go to the Halloween party, back into the room. Should anyone ask, say you are dressed as a Parker House Roll.

    Or not...
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Be the Michigan Dead Dog fucker.
  11. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    One year, a guy showed up at a Halloween party I was at wearing jeans and no shirt. When people asked him what he was, he'd say, "I just came in my pants." Strangely enough, that guy was a malcontent with no social skills.....
  12. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Active Member

    Someone on a St. Louis radio station today wouldn't disclose his costume except to say, "I'll have a stingray taped to my chest."

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