Halle's pregnant

It's always about Nancy O'Dell. Who is she taking writing lessons from? Michael Silver?

 

Gabriel Aubry is yummy.

 

They've been divorced for about a decade, so, you know, unless those are some slow swimmers ...

 

Who knows, maybe they had make-up sex?

 

I think he left her 'cause she's kinda, I don't know, certifiable.

 

Nah, his swimmers were in someone else, and Halle found out.

BTW, whoop-a-fucking-do to Nancy O'Dell. "Ooh, ooh, ooh!! Halle sent me an email!! I got to tell America what she said!!!!"

AH hasn't been the same since Pat O'Brien. You know he would "fucking go crazy" with Halle.

 

Holding out hope...

 

I just read the blurb about her pregnancy on IMDB and was stunned by this part of her e-mail to O'Dell: "Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I've waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life... You heard it from ME first!"

Now, I'm an expert on vagina, but I have never heard of an expected 10-month gestation period for humans.

 

Most pregnancies actually last closer to 10 months than nine. Gestation for humans is 40 weeks.

 

Lookit chickie, dropping knowledge.

 

Scary, ain't it?

 

It actually is because they count the start of the pregnancy from the last period.
That obviously adds an extra few weeks, since ovulation occurs three weeks after the period.