halle berry on "daily show"

Berry doesn't seem to pick the best guys

 

It was pretty much a throw-away comment. I did not know that the David Justice fan club president was in attendance, but thanks for the lesson about him. He did have a good career, but near then end he struggled a little bit, and I guess that's commonplace. Many of his post-season appearances were because of the team he was on carried him there, not him standing out.

Back on topic, I wouldn't mind showing Berry my "Monster Balls". Wow. I am tired. Time for bed. And dreams of Halle.

 

Actually, it was she who found a reason to divorce him.
According to Halle Freakin' Berry, Justice was a wifebeater.

 

Really? You really think that?

Justice wasn't a bit player on any of those Braves teams -- finished third in the 1993 MVP voting after his .270-40-120 season. By the time he left, he was the acknowledged leader in the clubhouse. His challenge to Braves fans before Game 6 of the '95 World Series is still a legendary inspiration in Atlanta.

He played a huge role on a pennant-winning team his first year in Cleveland (hit .329-33-101 in 1997), finishing fifth in AL MVP voting.

His midseason trade to the Yankees in 2000 (hit .305-20-60 in 79 games for NYY) helped New York turn the corner from a third-place, 5-games-over-.500 team on June 29, the day they got him, to a team that was 25 games over .500 and 17 games ahead of the Red Sox on Sept. 14. Of course, they went on to win their third straight Series.

You really should stop while you're ahead. Really. :

 

She's on the cover of the Esquire that arrived in the mail today. This is a good thing.

 

I love the fact she was named after a department store in Cleveland. If her parents had looked at the other side of the street, she might have been May Company Berry.

 

Every time I hear her name, I can't help but think of her Oscar speech...

 

So you're saying some of us here have a chance?

 

I once rode on a plane from San Diego with Hallie Berry.
Not only is she Smoking HOT, but she smells really nice to.

 

I think one of the reasons Berry stated in her divorce against Justice was that he was addicted to porn.

I kid you not.

 

Maybe, she does seem to be quite the loser magnet.

But as beautiful as she is, to me I just don't find her very sexy. Something about her just doesn't do it for me, like a kate Winslet does, or Rachel Weisz or of course Winona Ryder. And it's not because she's black.

 

Reminds me of one of all time great Yankee stadium chants when Justice was with Indians.

Everytime Justice batted in ALCS 55,000 Yankee fans were chanting Halle Berry , Halle Berry.