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If this candidate was deaf and blind instead of Spanish-speaking, would she be allowed to run?

 

No. But on the upside, they probably wouldn't be able to legally euthanize her without another voter referendum.

 

But Harry Byrd would be happy to sign them up for forced sterilization.

 

That's fawkin pizzzer

Actually, that would be "that's fackin pissah." But nobody has actually said "pissah" for about 20 years.

And "wicked" as an adjective is pretty passe too. Replaced by "mad."

 

Fackin Tawm Brady. Fackin Grawnk. Fackin Welka and his fackin hands. Fackin Jeezell and heh big fackin mowth. Fack. FACK.

 

That's more accurate.