Gwyneth Paltrow is a free agent

So is Chris Martin, if that's how you swing.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/03/25/gwyneth-paltrow-chris-martin-announce-their-separation/6885101/

 

She does have some baggage with her two kids, Apple and Grape.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow: the "beautiful" woman who is considered beautiful only by other women.

 

She's hot.

 

I actually think she's pretty attractive.

Other examples: Anne Hathaway, and back in the day, Julia Roberts. I never saw why guys thought Julia Roberts was attractive.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow is a woman who chooses not to poop.

 

I think she's attractive. I just think women think she's a lot more beautiful than most guys do.

 

She's not unattractive. There's just nothing there -- it's like a blank slate. She would be hard to describe to a sketch artist, because she has no features. ("She's blonde. Her teeth are straight. That's not quite it... could you give the face a little less character?")

She appears clean. I will give her points for hygiene.

 

She's good looking.

But, she doesn't have a sexual vibe about her at all, and nothing about her personality attracts me to her, or makes me want to know more about her.

Without one or the other, you're just left with looks, which while nice, aren't enough to make a whole lot of guys put her on a list of most attractive women.

 

Adorable on the mic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HaoZ73wWg

 

Whatever, guys, I'll take her.

Come to me, my beautiful Gwyneth!

 

More attractive than Lena Dunham