Guess who's legal today, gentlemen?

If that's Michelle Wie, why does she have an Emmy award in her hand? Or is that some goofy golf award?

 

good call. cuter in person.

 

Blastberg isn't bad, but Morgan makes me want to three-jack.

 

Pressel?

 

I'd hit it. She's 20 now, right?

 

If there's grass on the field, play ball.

 

Maybe 19, but legal regardless.

 

She's got three majors. Two of them always seem to be pointing at the TV.

 

Paula Creamer's not bad, but she needs to tone down those Groucho Marx eyebrows.

 

she'd be hot if she lived in the midwest. just sayin'.

 

Just to steer this back to the subject at hand, Ms. Wie shot a blistering 79 yesterday, three shots worse than anyone in the field.

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1670778,00.html

I will now sit back and wait for the Wie apologists to tell me everything is fine, this is just a phase, she's injured, I guarantee she'll dominate soon, there is nothing wrong with her parents whoring her childhood out for insane riches, blah, blah, blah.

 

if she puts the red dress back on, who really cares?