Greyhounds lose races after getting, um, distracted.

http://www.al.com/newsflash/regional/index.ssf?/base/news-24/1161361458213840.xml&storylist=alabamanews

 

Darnit, I thought this would be about greyhounds humping...like in that Simpsons where Santa's Little Helper impregnates the dog on the track.

Bart: "It looks he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!"

 

"This is the end. This is the end of dog racing."

 

Or when Brian violated Seabreeze on "Family Guy."

 

Homer: "Aw, so THAT'S what's been wrong with the little fellow: He misses casual sex!"

 

Hell, if they'd wanted to fix races at Mobile Greyhound Park, I coulda hooked them up. A regular poster on the board was once tapped to go over and cover a dog that had won a billion races in a row and was tied for the world record. He was going for 1,000,000,001 that night, and our man heads east to MGP for the big event, which he's not wild about covering. "Greyhound racing!? Greyhound racing!?[/jimmora]" He gets there, dog looses and the Curse of Jesus Muscatel is born.

 

What does this have to do with the bus?

 

excellent.

 

This is f'ed up. My family raised racing greyhounds and we have had dogs in Mobile... This is just crazy. It's not like dog racing is hard to pick a good dog.

 

I laughed out loud at that... three people in the cellblock I work in looked to see what Iwas laughing at

 

*insert Stewie's version of porn music*

 

Not only did said dog lose, he finished out of the money.

But the clientele in the grandstand was impressive.