Greatest t-shirt ever

Wow, this t-shirt hell site is horrible/great.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/white-flour/

 

I will buy this for my buddy. He's 25.

 

I like the one with two birds on it that says "Swallows"

 

I honestly don't think there's any greater joy for me online than seeing a fresh set of funny T-shirts on a Web site.

 

I have simple pleasures. I like the yellow "Bullshit" T-shirt Bernadette Peters' under-10-year-old son is wearing in The Jerk.

 

I thought you were a guy.

 

I own this:


My wife owns these:




And I want this:



and this...



and this...

 

I'm surprised none of my friends have bought me the Spano shirt. I bought a friend of mine "Beethoven's Fifth," "You Have Died of Dysentery," a "Jiffy Park" and "Anti-Dentine" shirts.

I love buying T-shirts.

 

Had a version of the Pink Floyd shirt once, purchased from the real Floyd's Barber Shop in Mount Airy. My brother has the "I Speak Jive" one that cracks me up every time.

Then there is this random find.

 

HA! I bought that for my wife a couple years ago. Then we moved into this house where our downstairs neighbors are crazy-ass NASCAR fans. The first time they saw my wife wearing that shirt they were not amused.

Does anyone remember the pennant fever T-shirts that were pouplar in the late '70s? They had iron-on logos of your favorite team. I remember wearing the "Red Sox pennant fever--CATCH IT!" shirts. I'd pay good money for one of those now...worn ironically, of course.

 

When we're all in town, two of my friends and I hunt in the Salvation Army for obscure T-shirts. Our best find was, easily, the green shirt with black letters saying: "THIRD BASE COACH." They made us clean the urine we left in the aisle.

We're the kids who root for the umpires at baseball games and give each other signs during whiffle ball and softball games. This shirt was perfect. The first day my buddy wore it, I played my other friend in Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball, and the odd man -- and I mean that -- coached our teams around the bases.

 

Engrish.com is a gold mine of odd T-shirts.