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Greatest quote ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Jan 6, 2008.

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  1. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Actually, I think it was Gordon Solie playing straight man.
     
    93Devil, Jan 7, 2008
    #25
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Other phrases unlikely to ever have been uttered:

    * "I don't pay enough taxes, dammit!"
    * "This candidate just can't compete, intellectually, with George Bush."
    * "Honey, I really didn't get to bang enough hot chicks while I was in college. So you really are cool with me cruising over to AdultFriendFinder.com to get a quicky hook-up, right?"
     
    alleyallen, Jan 7, 2008
    #26
  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Um, the quote was uttered by tOSU player's dad. I think anytime you get Sgt. Slaughter, a camouflaged limo, and a Burger King drive-thru all in one sentence, it's a helluva thing.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jan 7, 2008
    #27
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    My apologies for not reading your fanboyish post properly. It has even less to do with anything relevant than I thought. But my general point still stands.
     
    outofplace, Jan 7, 2008
    #28
  5. CollegeJournalist

    CollegeJournalist Active Member

    Nothing in my life annoys me more than "tOSU."
     
    CollegeJournalist, Jan 7, 2008
    #29
  6. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Well, I could have written "the OSU player's dad", but I thought it would be more fun to write tOSU. And I wanted to piss you off.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Jan 7, 2008
    #30
  7. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Every word of that post is embarrassing for you.
     
    poindexter, Jan 7, 2008
    #31
  8. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    This gets my vote as No. 1. I can't stop laughing. I really can't.
     
    Pete Incaviglia, Jan 7, 2008
    #32
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    You should have just qualified the first post of the thread:

    If you are a fifth-grade boy, or you are an adult possessing the stunted emotional maturity of a fifth-grade boy, this is the greatest quote ever.....
     
    poindexter, Jan 7, 2008
    #33
  10. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    A good quote:
    From the always quotable Ric Flair:
    "I spent more money on spilt liquor than Brett (Hart) spent on his entire wardrobe! Whoooo!"
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jan 7, 2008
    #34
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