Greatest movie/TV insults of all time

How happy I could be with either of these two, if both of them just went away.

 

That whole scene could be here.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it.

 

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers ... these are people of the land ... the common clay of the New West. You know – morons.

 

Suzanne sucks pussy.

 

Try not to suck any d#cks on the way through the parking lot.

 

Bravo, sir.

 

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

 

Melvin Udall on writing women: "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

 

"Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense! You're just the afterbirth, Eli, slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in glass jar on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teat, eh? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli, one of Bandy's sows?"

 

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.