Greatest Drunk Ever

How about the guy from The Man Show. For an old guy, he could sure put them down, and fast.

 

Yeah, where is Mickey? I also nominate the honorable Mayor Joe Quimby. Err, uh, err, uh...

 

Dean was mostly an act. Billy was the worst drunk ever.

 

When I worked at the Phoenix, the ground floor of our building was a restaurant called the Newbury Steak House. It was terrible, but the bar got some of our trade at lunchtime because the Eliot Lounge didn't open until Tommy Leonard woke up.
But I digress. Anyway, the point is, the Newbury bar is where Billy Martin drank in Boston after games. You know the old Westerns where the piano stops and everyone leaves when the gunslinger comes to the bar? It was like that, only more so. A joint full of 200 people would have maybe five or six left inside of ten seconds.

 

How about some old school guys?
W.C. Field and Winston Churchill would each drink a quart of whiskey a day. But Not together.

If Jackie Gleason says somebody can drink I'd believe it!

 

Richard Harris.

 

Winston Churchill had the best line about being drunk.

Marshmellow salesmen lived in fear of Billy.

 

???

I don't get it.

 

Foster Brooks. And lest you doubt it ...

 

Is it possible to be honored, but also ashamed?

 

I thought Foster Brooks was largely an act?

http://www.answers.com/topic/foster-brooks

An inebriated Martin once had a row with a marshmellow salesman in a bar.

It has nothing to do with Churchill's line about drunks....
Which I assume is "I may be drunk miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."