Granny the stripper in Vegas

From the why would anyone pay to see that department...

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/at-80-stripper-still-takes-it-off/20080715065709990001

just a small portion of a long story (that also has photos)
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[b]At 80, Stripper Still Takes It Off[/b][/SIZE]
AP

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (July 13) -- Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.

But the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane.

She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted.

She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.

"I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says.

Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the "Girl with the Fabulous Front" and told by famous men she had the "Best Two Props in Hollywood."
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Good thing she didn't get tattoos, judging by photo No. 3.*


*Viewer discretion is advised

 

Ya know, I considered looking at the images. Then I decided they'd best be left to the realm of beheading videos and two girls, one cup -- stuff that you can't unsee is better left unseen.

 

Dude, she has got a great body for 80. Extra skin? Sure. But I'd murder to look that good at 80.

 

I'd murder to look that good now.

 

Touche.

 

Some people just don't know when to retire [/brett favruhuh]

 

Is she a retired teacher? [/poindexter]

 

not bad

I looked at the pictures and I found her hands exceedingly scary.

 

Dude, Google image Tempest Storm. Oh, my. She was freaking smoking.

 

Wow, I am disappointed that it took so long for someone to say it, but am glad it was me:

"I'd still hit it"