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Granny the stripper in Vegas

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Jul 15, 2008.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    From the why would anyone pay to see that department...


    just a small portion of a long story (that also has photos)
    [b]At 80, Stripper Still Takes It Off[/b][/SIZE]

    LAS VEGAS, Nevada (July 13) -- Tempest Storm is fuming. Her fingers tremble with frustration. They are aged, knotted by arthritis and speckled with purple spots under paper skin.

    But the manicure of orange polish is flawless and new, and matches her signature tousled mane.

    She brushes orange curls out of her face as she explains how she's been slighted.

    She is the headliner, you know. She is a star. She is classy.

    "I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says.

    Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off very slowly.

    More than 50 years ago she was dubbed the "Girl with the Fabulous Front" and told by famous men she had the "Best Two Props in Hollywood."
  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Good thing she didn't get tattoos, judging by photo No. 3.*

    *Viewer discretion is advised
  3. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Ya know, I considered looking at the images. Then I decided they'd best be left to the realm of beheading videos and two girls, one cup -- stuff that you can't unsee is better left unseen.
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Dude, she has got a great body for 80. Extra skin? Sure. But I'd murder to look that good at 80.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'd murder to look that good now.
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

  7. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Some people just don't know when to retire [/brett favruhuh]
  8. Jay Sherman

    Jay Sherman Member

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  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Is she a retired teacher? [/poindexter]
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    not bad

    I looked at the pictures and I found her hands exceedingly scary.
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Dude, Google image Tempest Storm. Oh, my. She was freaking smoking.
  12. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    Wow, I am disappointed that it took so long for someone to say it, but am glad it was me:

    "I'd still hit it"
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