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GOP candidate endorses masturbation

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 3, 2006.

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  1. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    "Excuse me! Mr. Migliaccio! Mr. Migliaccio! Are you being unfaithful if you rub one out with your left hand instead of your right? It certainly feels that way!"
     
    Del_B_Vista, Oct 4, 2006
    #37
  2. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    For the record, I don't believe Democrats are against jerking off, but with Lewinsky around, they probably forgot how.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #38
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Republicans = masturbate
    Democrats = score with a real person.

    Hmm ... think I know who I'd vote for.
     
    alleyallen, Oct 4, 2006
    #39
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    But that was different - she was 21 .
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #40
  5. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    How long before someone posts "Lewinsky is 21" outing alert? I'd say 3 seconds.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #41
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    first let me stick this cigar in you then lets go back into pantry so I can rub my cock againt your dress.
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #42
  7. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    The worst smelling cigar in the history of tobacco, no doubt.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #43
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Better to have a smelly cigar than have no cigar at all.
     
    alleyallen, Oct 4, 2006
    #44
  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    .
    ...says the man who's never had a good cigar.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #45
  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    That's from Mark Twain -- right?
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #46
  11. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Believe it is Mark Twain, although it's possibly Shania Twain or even Boots.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #47
  12. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    Actually, at the time she hooked up with Clinton, Monica was 22.
    And you can look it up.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Oct 4, 2006
    #48
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