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GOP candidate endorses masturbation

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Oct 3, 2006.

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  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    At least he's not advocating fucking masturbating little boys.
     
    three_bags_full, Oct 4, 2006
    #25
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I don't know about this. What's the next step? Offering to whack off aggressive, unhappy people?
     
    Ace, Oct 4, 2006
    #26
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Is your spanking session better off than it was four years ago?
     
    poindexter, Oct 4, 2006
    #27
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Keep jacking off, people. Otherwise, the terrorists have won.
     
    poindexter, Oct 4, 2006
    #28
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Double jerkoff posting in masturbation thread - funny stuff.
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #29
  6. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Though really, can't some of us say that our lives would be less complicated if at some point we just opted for the solo act?

    Oh well...For the war machine to function, just employ your love truncheon.
     
    Kaylee, Oct 4, 2006
    #30
  7. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    If you're jerkin the gherkin, democracy is workin.
     
    spaceman, Oct 4, 2006
    #31
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    If it didn't spit they'll have to acquit
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #32
  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Surprised Double J can type with all the baby oil that's undoubtedly on his hands right now, eh Boomer?
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #33
  10. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    It's the lotion, stupid.
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Oct 4, 2006
    #34
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    BD - I think its really a cover. Double J seems more of a fallatio type.
     
    Boom_70, Oct 4, 2006
    #35
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Yeah, he doesn't need his mouth to type. Good call.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2006
    #36
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