Good God, the south has some ugly prostitutes

These are from an undercover sting operation. I'd rather spank it than touch one of these.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/07/post_686.html

 

The Brady Bunch-style photo array was a nice touch ...

 

Jan has really let herself go.

 

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!


Here's a story,
Of some ugly ladies
Who were turning tricks with very ugly girls

They all exchanged STDs
with each other
And guys who gave 'em a whirl

Then one day these ladies met some fellas
Who were looking for some action after lunch
And that's how these people got together
And the way they became the Syphilis Bunch.

 

Meth.

 

No, I think most of them started out ugly and went downhill from there.

 

Middle row, far left looks like something that got pulled out of an ancient Egyptian sarcophogus.

 

I was thinking one of those African famine news clips from the mid-80s.

 

I'll take the center square for 10 cents.

(Hey, why do you think the South invented moonshine?)

 

I've seen better looking heads on a zit.

 

Sad to see that Lynn Hoppes (top center) got swept up in this sting.

Maybe he was doing some undercover Page 2 work?

 

Well, at least they have pretty mouths