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Going vegan, advice?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Beef03, Nov 13, 2013.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Tony DiNapoli's serves a wonderful vegetarian meal called Shrimp Scampi ala 93 Devil. It comes with an optional side order of sausage and peppers for those vegetarians who make another exception for pork.

    A little known fact. Most of those pork-eating vegetarians are also Hassidic Jews who make an exception for Christmas.
     
  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Do fish not have faces?
     
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

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  4. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    I thought you'd have had him with some fava beans and a little Chianti.....
     
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That looks like my first pet. His name was TOFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  6. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Good middle ground:

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  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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    What's the big idea of drawing eyes on me!?!?!? You're going to get me killed!
     
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    You're putting me in mind of the old joke which ends "Nu? Yom Kippur has an R in it."
     
  9. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Everyone knows that oysters are the true middle ground for Vegans.

    They have no face or central nervous system. They're sustainable, farm raised, and don't require any pesticides:

    http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2010/04/consider_the_oyster.html

    So go ahead folks, if you're having a Vegan over for Thanksgiving, feel free to make an oyster dressing.
     
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Did the assigning editor agree to pay for new shoes, wallet and belt?
     
  11. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

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  12. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

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