Glue, private parts, scorned lovers - this didn't end well

There wasn't enough bandwidth left on the Internet to post all four pictures.

 

There's a probably apocryphal Hollywood anecdote that says at one point in their stormy relationship, Sean Young superglued James Wood's dick to his thigh.

 

The fourth was his wife, whose name and mug were withheld to protect his identity.

 

I'd want my penis glued to my stomach too if that's what I was messing around with.

 

Are they protecting his identity because he's a criminal victim or out of pity?

 

Leave the guy alone. Sometimes you go with quantity over quality.

Anyway, I smell a Lifetime movie!

 

Yes.

No way in hell Springer is letting Lifetime anywhere close to this one. Sasha Baron Cohen maybe, but not Lifetime.

 

Or Food Network. Or maybe Animal Planet.

 

Ok, if you know this guy, what is the first thing you say to him when you see him?

a. "How are you feeling? Hope you're getting better."

b. "How did they detach your penis from your stomach and how bad did it hurt?"

c. "You fucked that?"

 

Rumple. Why did you repost those pictures? ??? ??? ???

 

Man, I'm getting hard looking at those babes![/dennyneagle]

 

To emphasize my point.