Gliese 581C ... needs ... women!

Buck · Sep 30, 2010

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
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It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Nice. Your science fiction skills are not pedestrian.
You're like Frank Herbert.
Tell that to Tom Cruise. You could start a religion.

Bubbler · Sep 30, 2010

I wonder what the good folks of this planet call themselves?

Certainly not Gliese 581C. It sounds like an ingredient of a donut or a German femdroid.

nmmetsfan · Sep 30, 2010

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
Click to expand...

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Gliese 581C isn't all that needs women

RickStain · Sep 30, 2010

Don't worry, Cosmo, I got the reference.

Big Circus · Sep 30, 2010

nmmetsfan said:

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
Click to expand...

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Gliese 581C isn't all that needs women
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That one was still rising when it left the yard.

Armchair_QB · Sep 30, 2010

Bubbler said:

I wonder what the good folks of this planet call themselves?
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Bob.

Cosmo · Sep 30, 2010

nmmetsfan said:

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
Click to expand...

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Gliese 581C isn't all that needs women
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I'm doing quite fine in that regard, thanks.

dooley_womack1 · Oct 1, 2010

Yeah, he has 10 of them buried under his shed. His splatter-movie watching took its toll

Flying Headbutt · Oct 1, 2010

Cosmo said:

nmmetsfan said:

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
Click to expand...

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Gliese 581C isn't all that needs women
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I'm doing quite fine in that regard, thanks.
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They don't call him the Ass Man for nothing!

Buck · Oct 1, 2010

Flying Headbutt said:

Cosmo said:

nmmetsfan said:

Cosmo said:

Buck said:

The inhabitants of Gliese 581C heard that Junkie finds Jimi Hendrix's guitar playing 'pedestrian.'
They are now planning to attack Earth.
Click to expand...

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the exact moment you said "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" a freak wormhole opened in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried your words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time. A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvunt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green, sweet-smelling steam. As a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, the Vl'Hurg challenged his vile enemy to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in its sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words "JIMI HENDRIX'S PLAYING IS PEDESTRIAN" drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries. Eventually the error was detected, but over two hundred and fifty thousand worlds, their peoples and cultures perished in the holocaust.

You have destroyed most of a small galaxy. Please pick your words with greater care.
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Gliese 581C isn't all that needs women
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I'm doing quite fine in that regard, thanks.
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They don't call him the Ass Man for nothing!
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Call me. Thirty-six, twenty-four, forty-six. I think I have what you're looking for.

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