Glenn Beck Diagnosed With MD, Going Blind?

Putting words in my mouth, eh?

 

Oh, I think your racist, homophobic, dumb ass has said enough.

 

Caption: Holy shit, Mark Williams was right! There is a "monkey God."

Caption: More and more, we're thinking if Slick Willie had kept bananas in his office instead of cigars, that whole impeachment thing wouldn't have happened.

Caption: We were wrong. Those creationists are batshit.

 

Some people would find fault with Laura Ingraham, who by the way is a hell of a lot more hot than that other blonde conservative.

 

Yeah. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating undocumented workers.

 

Couldn't have happened to a better guy. Eat shit, Beck.

 

Classy.

If someone had said that about Obama.....

 

....it also would have been considered unoriginal. As in not the first time it had been said.

As for Beck, I hope he doesn't go blind. But that doesn't keep me from hoping he gets a nice case of spasmodic dysphonia.

 

So Beck uses his medical issue to take a shot at health care reform. (Finding the best doctor he could while he could still do that.)

I don't think health care reform is about keeping people from going to the best doctors they can. Beck sure as hell can afford to find and pay the best doctors he can.

What flaming a-holes like Beck and the other right wing nutjobs don't realize is that a vast majority of the American public is a serious medical problem away from bankruptcy. Not that Beck, Rush or any of the other dick heads could understand that.

 

Gee. I thought that under ObamaCare, Beck would have been given two sharp sticks to poke his eyes out.

But the good thing is he gets a seeing-eye dog and can harass hard-working small business owners with ADA lawsuits.