Givin' the dog a bone

The version for the "Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me!" listener limerick challenge:

Her love for the dog she'd not hide
In her the pup went inside
She's beaming on her face
In Fido's warm embrace
But because of the love she...

"Died, Peter Sagal, died!"

 

I've never been more proud to be associated with this board.

 

My god I love you. Seriously, love you. I'm now picturing Carl Kasell reading that and giggling loudly.

 

Don't look at me. I'm clean. Daphne can vouch.

 

Well done

 

There once was a woman from Limerick,
Who wished to get stuffed with dog dick.
And she had a sensation,
For an Alsatian.
Now she won't be doing more tricks.

 

A judge looked down at his sheet.
'Now, my career is complete.'
I'm trying a man,
For conducting a plan,
To give a lass some dog skeet.

 

very well done, everyone!

Two paws up!

 

When they wanted to get kinky, they took turns wearing the collar.

 

Apparently the dog did indeed have a vicious bone in his body ... err her body

 

In Limerick a man had an itch
to witness a sexual niche
he thought it was just bestiality
but found that in reality
his pup was a murderous son of a bitch

 

Doggone it, folks. Too much ...