Give me a memorable write-in vote for the GOP primary

I live in Virginia, and considering only two candidates (Romney and Paul) are on the ballot, and my candidate (Huntsman) is out and I couldn't even vote for him anyway, I've decided to mount a write-in campaign in anticipation of our primary. If I'm going to waste my vote, I want it to be something so absurd that it makes newscasts - or brings more attention to SJ.

So far, the leading candidates are: Duff McKagen, of Guns 'n Roses fame; the mythical "dimwit on the phone"; Starman ;D; former Heroes co-star Dania Ramirez; and doodah.

 

COCKDIAN!

 

Abe Lincoln, Kim Kardashian or Tim Tebow.

 

Kodos.

That way, when whichever candidate gets the nomination and loses the general, you can legitimately say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."

 

IJAG

 

Barack Obama

 

Awesome.

Anyhoo....the Undertaker.

 

I can't keep all the shots you've taken at me straight.

 

Second the Kodos.
Also Stephen Colbert or Max Power

 

Of course you could write in Chuck Noris. It takes just one write in candidate for Chuck Noris to win the nomination, mind you.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't need to be nominated - the only reason he isn't President is that it's beneath him.

Try writing in Ronald Reagan - with as many times as the GOP candidates have been comparing themselves to him during the campaign, he seems like the ideal candidate.

 

When I saw the subject line, this is exactly what I planned to post. Excellent thinking, good sir.