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Girardi helps crash victim after World Series celebration

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, Nov 5, 2009.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Joe DiMaggio was ready to help, but only if she sent a limo and gave him a $50,000 fee for appearing.
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "You lost the curve. We're going to get you out of here", were the words Giradi spoke to the terrified driver as he raised his left arm while tapping it with his right hand to signal the on coming police car.
     
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Tim Lincecum stopped by and said "Hey bitch......the cops are following me......help me get rid of this doobie."
     
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Tim McCarver saw her too, but when he started getting into the littlest fucking nuances of driving, and going over them over and over and over and over again for the next 35 minutes, she just wanted to die instead.

    We can all relate.
     
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Joe Buck drove by, but he didn't stop -- just sneered.
     
  6. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Phil Cuzzi didn't see it and kept driving.
     
  7. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    Jim Leyland stopped, lit up a cigarette and said something curmudgeonly, to the amusement of a cadre of baseball writers. When finished, he threw the butt on the ground, where it ignited the gas fumes and blew up the car.
     
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Joe Mauer lifted the car, ripped off the doors, carried the woman to safety and then performed mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her. Afterwards, an argument ensued about whether it was more valuable than Jeter’s effort to help an old lady cross the street.
     
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Dante Stallworth ran her over as she was getting out of her wrecked vehicle.
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Phil Rizzuto wished her a happy birthday as she got out of the car.
     
  11. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    And offers her a canoli.
     
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    And told her she could get help buying a new car by visiting the Money Store.
     
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