Girardi helps crash victim after World Series celebration

"Hey Knight, thanks for saving my life."
"You fucking piece of shit, I'll teach you about respect!" *strangles the life out of him*

 

The Pittsburgh Pirates stopped at another accident involving a Kia up the road because the damages looked less costly.

 

Nice.

 

The Cleveland Indians would have been rubbernecking as their top two cars from the last two years collided.

 

The Marlins stopped, but no one saw.

 

Jeff Wilpon was going to help, but Bernie Madoff stole his gas money.

 

Steve Phillips also arrived on the scene and had sex with the woman.

 

Mark McGwire stopped to help the woman, but he declined comment, saying he's not here to talk about the past.

 

Moises Alou offered the woman a hand, but she declined it.

 

Billy Martin would have been there waiting, having already crashed into the wall in a drunken stupor, had he not, you know, already died.

 

George Steinbrenner would have fired the manufacturer of the wall.