Giada: Too hot for the kitchen?

this is what Natalie Portman would look like with a big rack?

 

I was thinking about this topic just the other day. She was wearing an especially low-cut shirt and was bending over, here and there.

 

Bring back Padma!

 

I quote this so the picture appears again ... goodness ... but also to recall Kornheiser's running gag on his radio show. He used to have the Food Channel on in the studio and would verbally drool over her, then rip her cooking. He'd talk about how great she looked, how great the food looked until the last step. "She's dropping what looks like ball bearings and sand into the dish," or some variation on the theme.

 

Damn, I had no idea who she was when I clicked on this thread. Now, I want to get BUSY in the kitchen. (wink, wink) She's hot. I'll start watching her show.

 

E-V-O-O IS NOT A COOL ACRONYM!!!

 

I do know that RR finishes in 30 minutes, which is usually a pretty good over/under. Giada, on the otherhand, tends to take her time and slowly brings her pots to a boil.

Hmmmmm. Tough choice.

 

If this TV Guide letter-writer ruins what we have going, and God forbid, Giada covers up, a pox on her harpy head. That is all.

 

C'mon, where's the love for fellow kitchen kitten Paula Deen?

(I keed, I keed...)

 

I love Paula.

I'll never forget hearing someone ask her during a show: "Did you ever go to college, Paula?"

And she said, "Wahhhhl, we passed across from one last week..."

 

I guess the letter writer would completely go off the deep end if FN were to show the jetski video

 

Oh God, The Future absolutely LOVES Paula Dean.

In her best southern draw, The Future sez: "Look at me, I'm fat-ass Paula Dean and I'm gonna put so much butter and lard in this here meal yous and Is gonna have a heart attack tamorra."