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Getting rid of that bloated feeling

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Drip, Oct 14, 2008.

  1. Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.

    Corky Ramirez up on 94th St. Well-Known Member

    Ginger ale. Preferably Schweppes.
     
  2. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    Slide in a flathead screwdriver just below the last rib to create a blow-hole and you'll be fine.

    Chef can help if you need advice.
     
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I thought this thread was going to be about Phillip Fulmer ...
     
  4. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    What he said. I had the bloated problem and my doc prescribed Nexium. It didn't work and the pain started. Two more doc visits, no relief and suddenly I'm in the ER preparing for surgery.
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Stick a finger full of Skoal or Copenhagen in your lower lip and start swallowing the juice. You'll be flying from both ends in no time!
     
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