Get out the breathalyzers in Green Bay

Packers sign Koren Robinson

http://www.jsonline.com/watch/?watch=1&date=9/11/2006&id=11201

Breathalyzers needed for Packers management.

 

So they waived one boozing malcontent and picked up another?

I bet Packers fans are wishing Ron Wolf were still alive.

 

Shhhh ..... Yep, Steve Smith just scored again.

 

Well played, Gut-Man. Well played. :'(

 

I thought maybe Mark Chmura was baby-sitting again or something.

 

Robinson has a disease. You wouldn't pick on a cancer patient.

 

I wouldn't fear for my life driving next to a cancer patient on Green Bay's highways. Driving next to Koren, however, it's only a matter of time before he puts someone in an early grave.

 

Giving another chance to a "troubled athlete."

What could possibly go wrong?? :

I certainly hope they have him "mentor" the young players. Maybe he could go speak to some student groups, too.

 

The questioner will remain nameless, but this is maybe the ballsiest question ever at a Green Bay presser (question directed to Packer GM Ted Thompson): "Ted, what, ah, what if he kills somebody in this state? Driving drunk or speeding away from cops?"

 

Everyone chooses whether to have a drink. No one chooses to have cancer.

 

Obligatory Wisconsin drinking comment warning!

In some parts of Green Bay, Koren Robinson is going to find that his drunk driving degree of difficulty has been significantly ramped up. There's dudes in tree stands right now that drank more brandy in the last hour than Koren Robinson drank from all forms of liquor in one year.

 

So are you saying then that Robinson has to try and play catch-up then?