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Inky_Wretch · Mar 7, 2007

You should have told your GF "This will not end well."

slappy4428 · Mar 7, 2007

Ace said:

shotglass said:

Ace said:

sleeped?
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Yeah. It would have been "slept," but I sprawled across the bed with my mouth open.
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fmf or mfm?
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I laughed out loud at that....

Big Buckin' agate_monkey · Mar 7, 2007

writing irish said:

Clever username said:

Satchel Pooch said:

JDV had sex with 328 chicks.
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Proveaby, demonstrably chicks.
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If you Google "proveaby hot," you get two SportsJournalists.com hits. Contributing to cyber-culture, one short-lived catchphrase at a time.

This website's ripple effects into the rest of the cultural diaspora are difficult to evaluate.

Last night I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to have SportsJournalists.com sex.

GF: What's that?
WI: Well, I do you in the ass.
GF: Eww! That's not your style, Irish.
WI: I know, but just hear me out. I lube up my tool with toothpaste.
GF: What kind of toothpaste?
WI: Um, not sure, I'll have to go check the Angola! thread.
GF: What?
WI: Um, let's use the gel kind.
GF: I'm not convinced.
WI: Well, I only plug away for about 8 seconds.
GF: And then what?
WI: Um...I finish on your grille?
GF: You bastard!
WI: Honey, don't get upset! I meant "grille" with an "e!" We're speaking, so you couldn't read the silent "e" at the end of "grille!"
GF: So you bone me in the pooper with a minty gel dick for eight seconds, then you jack off onto my barbecue grille? What does this have to do with sports or journalism?
WI: Oh honey, forget it. Let's just deep-mouth kiss and cuddle. I love you. Plus, you're proveaby hot, demonstrably hot.
GF: What?
WI: Scoreboard!
GF: What?
WI: Fetch me a beer, newb.
GF: What?
WI: Um...never mind. Can I get you a beer, honey?
GF: I don't think I like that website you always talk about.
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BRILLIANT!!

writing irish · Mar 7, 2007

Cheers.

shotglass · Mar 7, 2007

writing irish said:

Clever username said:

Satchel Pooch said:

JDV had sex with 328 chicks.
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Proveaby, demonstrably chicks.
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If you Google "proveaby hot," you get two SportsJournalists.com hits. Contributing to cyber-culture, one short-lived catchphrase at a time.

This website's ripple effects into the rest of the cultural diaspora are difficult to evaluate.

Last night I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to have SportsJournalists.com sex.

GF: What's that?
WI: Well, I do you in the ass.
GF: Eww! That's not your style, Irish.
WI: I know, but just hear me out. I lube up my tool with toothpaste.
GF: What kind of toothpaste?
WI: Um, not sure, I'll have to go check the Angola! thread.
GF: What?
WI: Um, let's use the gel kind.
GF: I'm not convinced.
WI: Well, I only plug away for about 8 seconds.
GF: And then what?
WI: Um...I finish on your grille?
GF: You bastard!
WI: Honey, don't get upset! I meant "grille" with an "e!" We're speaking, so you couldn't read the silent "e" at the end of "grille!"
GF: So you bone me in the pooper with a minty gel dick for eight seconds, then you jack off onto my barbecue grille? What does this have to do with sports or journalism?
WI: Oh honey, forget it. Let's just deep-mouth kiss and cuddle. I love you. Plus, you're proveaby hot, demonstrably hot.
GF: What?
WI: Scoreboard!
GF: What?
WI: Fetch me a beer, newb.
GF: What?
WI: Um...never mind. Can I get you a beer, honey?
GF: I don't think I like that website you always talk about.
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irish, does she know that this was useless without pictures?

writing irish · Mar 7, 2007

Pics of her, SportsJournalists.com nation would enjoy. Pics of me...well, I like y'all too much to do that.

shotglass · Mar 7, 2007

I'm two hours back from Sanibel, and what am I doing? I'm reading menus from Sanibel.

I swear, the best munchies I have had for a long time.

Sunday night, I had all-you-can-eat rock shrimp, the hard-shelled ones. I didn't think I would EVER find that offer. My better half had to drag me out of there.

Inky_Wretch · Mar 7, 2007

shotglass said:

I'm two hours back from Sanibel, and what am I doing? I'm reading menus from Sanibel.
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Gramma Dot's? Sunset Grill?

shotglass · Mar 7, 2007

Did the Sunset Grill, loved it. Best, though, was an Italian place called Matzaluna. Fantastic.

Chef · Mar 7, 2007

DB reported some rumor about Bobby Bonilla getting traded to the Mets.

More on this..........

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