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Germans developing spray-on condom

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Dec 1, 2006.

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  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyid=2006-11-30T162502Z_01_L30758784_RTRIDST_0_SCIENCE-GERMANY-CONDOM-DC.XML&rpc=92%20

    The web site, with diagram and pictures: http://www.spraykondom.de/spraykondom/info01.php?

     
    Perry White, Dec 1, 2006
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  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I don't understand. These Germans come into your bedroom and spray a condom on you, while you wait?
     
    21, Dec 1, 2006
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  3. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    "Verrry interesting...but shticky."
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Dec 1, 2006
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  4. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    I wouldn't want to take responsibility for another hole in the ozone.
     
    PeteyPirate, Dec 1, 2006
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  5. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    I'm Earl Scheib and I can spray on your condom for $19.95!
     
    Freelance Hack, Dec 1, 2006
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  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    The vulcanizing won't be necessary, thank you very much. No way I want pointy ears down there.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Dec 1, 2006
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  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Though highly illogical, I'm sure the pointy ears are highly pleasurable, too!
     
    Freelance Hack, Dec 1, 2006
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  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The rainbow-colored wax is only $2 more.
     
    dixiehack, Dec 1, 2006
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  9. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    When is someone going to invent a spray-on woman?
     
    Norman Stansfield, Dec 1, 2006
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  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Can I get mine in new-car scent?
     
    zeke12, Dec 1, 2006
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  11. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    It'd be a bit tricky trying to get the reservoir tip on the end.
     
    Platyrhynchos, Dec 1, 2006
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  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Don't Germans have pubic hair? What happens if you spray on too much condom around the base of the penis?

    Hans: "Zat vas lovely dahlink; I vill engage in post-koital kuddle viss you, but fust I must peel off spray-on kondom."

    RRRRRRRIIIIIIIP!

    Hans: "AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHH! MEIN KOCK!!!

    Berta: "Ach Hans, you sprayed on too much kondom! You got latex schtuck to ze pubes at the base of yur cockwurst! You also got latex stuck to schkrotum! Now in your hand you hold gruesome scrap of latex viss semen, pubes, und even blood and scraps of flesh!"
     
    writing irish, Dec 1, 2006
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