George Brett needed an analyst during his career

http://www.sportsjungle.com/view.php?i=742

I love the way the guy talks... even about this sort of crap.

"I'm good for that twice a year... when's the last time you shit your pants?"

 

Ok... that had me laughing out loud several times.

 

Pine tar is perhaps the only thing that played a bigger role in George's career than his asshole.

That being said, I have a hard time believing that. I find it hard to believe that an elite athlete can have a difficult time putting things on lockdown.

I've been at Defcon 5 a time or two. But I adapted and overcame, baby.

 

Holy shit that was hilarious. 8)

 

Well, there's a good reason why Brett might have a problem with that...

 

He's full of shit?

 

Yes, Defcon 5. We've all been there. I agree. Adapt and overcome. Don't, under any circumstances, shit yourself, and should you somehow manage to ... I suggest you hit a dead sprint back to the hotel room to get a clean up. What's the bigger scene -- you walking around with shit running down your leg or you sprinting through the parking lot and hotel lobby?

 

That was great. Craptastic even.

 

You mean DEFCON 1 ... or 2 as the case may be.

 

Seriously, if you've had a surgical procedure down there, who knows what effect that has on continence when the runs are hitting.

 

Brett should've made like Sosa and used a cork.

 

BTW, this is an old subject. Don't feel like digging up the original thread(s). Still funny, though.