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George Brett needed an analyst during his career

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Simon_Cowbell, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member


    I love the way the guy talks... even about this sort of crap.

    "I'm good for that twice a year... when's the last time you shit your pants?"
  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Ok... that had me laughing out loud several times. :)
  3. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Pine tar is perhaps the only thing that played a bigger role in George's career than his asshole.

    That being said, I have a hard time believing that. I find it hard to believe that an elite athlete can have a difficult time putting things on lockdown.

    I've been at Defcon 5 a time or two. But I adapted and overcame, baby.
  4. Scouter

    Scouter Member

    Holy shit that was hilarious. 8)
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Well, there's a good reason why Brett might have a problem with that...
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He's full of shit?
  7. dailygrind

    dailygrind Member

    Yes, Defcon 5. We've all been there. I agree. Adapt and overcome. Don't, under any circumstances, shit yourself, and should you somehow manage to ... I suggest you hit a dead sprint back to the hotel room to get a clean up. What's the bigger scene -- you walking around with shit running down your leg or you sprinting through the parking lot and hotel lobby?
  8. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    That was great. Craptastic even.
  9. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    You mean DEFCON 1 ... or 2 as the case may be.
  10. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Seriously, if you've had a surgical procedure down there, who knows what effect that has on continence when the runs are hitting.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Brett should've made like Sosa and used a cork.
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    BTW, this is an old subject. Don't feel like digging up the original thread(s). Still funny, though.
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