Gauntlet slammed to the floor: Top this horrible band name.

http://thepost.baker.ohiou.edu/articles/2006/09/14/features/14642.html

 

COCKDIAN CHARMION

 

Yea, a Post article. Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/Ohiofangirl]

A worse band name . . . I'm with Alley, Cockdian Charmion.

 

That's just sick. Sick. I mean, who eats at Taco Bell?

 

Would "Reheat my Penis" be a worse band name?

 

I don't think it tops Kitten Fister. Sorry.

 

"The Gerbil Inside Me?"

 

That one comes close.

 

Actual band names

- A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
- Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
- The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
- Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
- The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
- The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
- Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
- Half Man, Half Biscuit
- Henry Kissinger's Tits
- Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
- The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
- Not Drowning, Waving
- Orange Juice After Toothpaste
- Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
- The Well Hungarians
- When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water

 

I'm naming my next band Bill Parcell's Moobs.

 

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

Teachers in Space (complete with exploding Challenger of the cover)

Pajama Slave Dancers

 

Shredded Taints