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Gary Coleman: 40-year-old virgin

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Feb 18, 2008.

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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Dude has a natural-built resource for ass tapping and he still won't take the plunge?

    Sheesh. Even Mikey's not that bad.
     
    forever_town, Feb 18, 2008
    #25
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yeah, I'm just completely hopeless. But I'm good at it.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 18, 2008
    #26
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You do pathetic with panache. Gary's just a loser through and through.
     
    forever_town, Feb 18, 2008
    #27
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    No kidding man. You'd think he'd get laid in no time flat if he promised to yell WHATCHA TALKIN ABOUT WILLIS as he arrived.
     
    BYH, Feb 18, 2008
    #28
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Go Up ranks among SJ's best and I've been here for all of them.
     
    Moderator1, Feb 18, 2008
    #29
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It was over my head.
     
    Ace, Feb 18, 2008
    #30
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 18, 2008
    #31
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I bet you wish your grandma cared for you as much as f_town.
     
    BYH, Feb 18, 2008
    #32
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yeah. But I'll bet she'd rather have me as a grandson than f_town. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ...

    At least with me, she still has some hope, though not much.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 18, 2008
    #33
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You have no idea how much truth you write with that sentence.
     
    forever_town, Feb 18, 2008
    #34
  11. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I can only imagine what their kids might look like.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Feb 18, 2008
    #35
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The old lady just wants more great-grandchildren; three isn't enough. If she knew I hadn't so much as kissed a woman in about 18 months, she'd probably have a stroke.
     
    mike311gd, Feb 18, 2008
    #36
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