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Garnett to Melo (allegedly): "Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double Down, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    This deserves it's own thread, just for its absurdity. Garnett, continuing his act as the biggest fake tough guy in the league.

  2. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Nothing fake about his toughness. He knows when to tone it down to avoid getting suspended.
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Garnett is a penile wart, but that comment is great. Melo is just too stupid to have come up with a proper retort.
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I don't know if this is an isolated incident, but it seems like there are a lot of stories about Garnett's trash talking over the last few years (all since he's been in Boston). I only dealt with him a few times pretty early in his career, but he was one of the nicest guys ever... I get the impression that's changed...
  5. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I don't much like watching the basketball, but I sure do love the NBA.

    There was a girl in high school, the word was she tasted like Doritos. Honey Nut Cheerios sounds better.
  6. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Right, because telling Tim Duncan "Happy Mother's Day" shortly after his mom died of cancer is a real manly act. Way to keep it within the lines, KG.
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Honey-Nut Cheerios? That's a compliment!

    At least she doesn't taste like a Moroccan bazaar, thank you very much, Scott Raab.
  8. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    When KG signed his $126M contract, a paper in Minneapolis had a great story talking to all the pizza-delivery guys in the area, who said he never tips.

  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    "It was Honey Nut Cheerios, coach."

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    I wonder if he told Jeremy Lin his mother tastes like moo-shi pork?
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    He loves to punch dick.

  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Damn... That's awful...
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