Garnett to Melo (allegedly): "Your wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios."

This deserves it's own thread, just for its absurdity. Garnett, continuing his act as the biggest fake tough guy in the league.

http://www.ibtimes.com/kg-melo-fight-did-kevin-garnett-tell-carmelo-anthony-his-wife-lala-vasquez-tastes-honey-nut-cheerios

 

Nothing fake about his toughness. He knows when to tone it down to avoid getting suspended.

 

Garnett is a penile wart, but that comment is great. Melo is just too stupid to have come up with a proper retort.

 

I don't know if this is an isolated incident, but it seems like there are a lot of stories about Garnett's trash talking over the last few years (all since he's been in Boston). I only dealt with him a few times pretty early in his career, but he was one of the nicest guys ever... I get the impression that's changed...

 

I don't much like watching the basketball, but I sure do love the NBA.

There was a girl in high school, the word was she tasted like Doritos. Honey Nut Cheerios sounds better.

 

Right, because telling Tim Duncan "Happy Mother's Day" shortly after his mom died of cancer is a real manly act. Way to keep it within the lines, KG.

 

Honey-Nut Cheerios? That's a compliment!

At least she doesn't taste like a Moroccan bazaar, thank you very much, Scott Raab.

 

When KG signed his $126M contract, a paper in Minneapolis had a great story talking to all the pizza-delivery guys in the area, who said he never tips.

Dick.

 

"It was Honey Nut Cheerios, coach."

 

I wonder if he told Jeremy Lin his mother tastes like moo-shi pork?

 

He loves to punch dick.

 

Damn... That's awful...