Gannett's "Center of Excellence"

Sounds like a great place to be awesome.

I just heard about this. Has anybody heard of the "Center of Excellence?"

FAQ: GANNETT’S CENTER OF EXCELLENCE WHAT IS IT?

A corporate initiative to consolidate the customer call centers of the local newspapers into three specialized Centers of Excellence to handle inbound customer calls, for a variety of Gannett publications. Calls will be routed to the Center of Excellence in Louisville, KY. Gannett newspapers in Wilmington, Salisbury, Lafayette, Palm Springs, Visalia/Tulare, Binghamton/Ithaca/Elmira and Muncie have already moved their operations to the Louisville Center of Excellence.


Maybe I'm late to this game.

 

They tried out some different names, but "Center of Layoffs" and "Center of Budget Cuts" didn't have the same ring. Gannett is so deplorable it's disgusting.

 

Gannett and Center of Excellence sound like an oxymoron.

 

Center of Excellence was a term that was in vogue around 1999.

Good to see they're only about a decade behind the curve.

 

Unfortunately, Center Of Dickheads was taken.

 

So I guess "Seventh Ring of Hell" was already taken?

 

Which puts me in mind of this:

 

Rochester just moved its call center to the Louisville CoE this week on the heels of moving most of its accounting dept. to Binghamton.

It wasn't all that long ago that Rochester was still regarded as Gannett's flagship, even after moving corporate HQ to Washington, D.C. Now it's just a place where careers go to die.

 

Sounds a lot like the first annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

 

I always thought the DM Register was considered the flagship.

 

Nah, DMR has only been soul-less since 1985.

 

So much for local, local, local...