Further proof that I am full of fail

It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Get it right.

 

Be cool.

TELL THAT BITCH TO BE COOL.

 

Jules, you give that fucking nimrod $1,500 I will shoot him on principle.

Vince, shut. the. fuck. up.

 

Be cool, Honeybunny.

 

Did we really need further proof? I mean, really? [/backtooriginalthreadtopic]

 

I love lamp.

 

I went to college with a kid who did that freshman year. it was by far the worst mohawk I've ever seen in my life.

One day he found himself in the dorm elevator with two members of the football team, a junior and a freshman, both over 300 pounds. Both later played in the NFL.

The junior turned to the kid with the mohawk and said, "What the fuck did you to to your head?" The kid just shrugged.

"You know what?" The junior said as he handed his letter jacket to his friend. "That's so dumb, I'm going to beat the shit out of you."

So there was this poor, relatively small kid facing about 650 pounds of football player. Completely terrified and unable to move.

The elevator door opened and the football players got out without a word. I never understood why he liked telling the story so much. Then again, I couldn't figure out why he did that to his head, either. It looked like the time my neice, then four years old, decided to give herself a hair cut.

 

I like to eat the sturdy film that forms on the top of pudding when it cools.

 

As soon as you're perfect with the English language, you can be the first to criticize everyone else's usage. Until then, shut up you Old Dickhead!

And you can start by spelling "round" correctly.

 

Your write foreever. Thats won heckuva typo.

 

Hey spnited, my fantasy baseball team is full of fail. I bet you have a heckuva suggestion on what I should do