Funniest damn thing I've seen in some time

Neighbor is having a yard sale. The daughter brings out one of these remote control dogs that move around on wheels and bark. Woman comes up with a dachshund on a leash, another with a chihuahua. The fake dog is sitting as is all the other kid toys for sale and suddenly moves its head...the little girl didn't know the thing was on. The dachshund goes berserk, wanting to fight the fake dog but when it moves toward her, she nearly runs off the leash. The chihuahua gets loose and starts humping the dachshund. We get the little girl to bring fakedog over to visit our German Shepherd mix and the big dog runs away from it. My wife bought fakedog to sit in front of our gate to keep our dog from getting out.

Oh well, it was worth a morning chuckle.

 

Why is someone having a yard sale on a Friday ???

 

because Thursday is too soon.

 

Maybe everyone in Scribe's town is unemployed so it's basically a seven day weekend.

 

Some people get the early start.

 

I don't supposed you captured that on video?

 

Unfortunately, not, or you'd have a youtube link already.

 

Bear in mind this is all happening at about 7:30 this morning. Usually that's when all the junk shop people are trying to bargain so there was quite a crowd. People were looking so nervous about whether to laugh or just keep shopping. I was on my way to the car and work and saw it...I got away laughing, and got countless stares at a few red lights still laughing. My wife called and said what happened with the other dogs along the way and how she bought it to deal with our dog. It was a nice ride to work.

 

It just goes to show, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to get yourself a fake dog at a yard sale.

 

You mean you didn't buy the fake dog?

 

Chihuahuas are the shiznit.

 

The wiener dog is going to need years of therapy because of this.