Fun with captions: Mike Lupica edition

Sir, could you step over here? Our Douche Bag Meter is out of control.

 

"If I take off my jacket you can tell that my belt buckle is this big! It says Lupica No. 1!"

 

"Do you know where I got these glasses? Marc Jacobs."

And, because it's still awesome:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/12/i-am-insufferable-dipshit_19.html

 

"I'm the greatest columnist ever! You don't recognize me? You must be New York Post readers."

 

I'm Mike Lupica, and it's October, and October has always been about the Yankees, because they've owned October and owned this country and owned this town for so many Octobers, at least until they started forgetting that the heart and soul of the team was guys like Paul O'Neill and Scott Brosius and Joe Girardi and brought in a mercenary named Alex Rodriguez.

 

That this thread wasn't started by Boom is truly one of life's great mysteries...

 

Don't you know who I am? I'm Mitch Albom.

 

Not for Nothin Mike but I think Mike Vaccaro is the best sports columnist in New York. Just being straight with chew.

 

No, I'm not an Oompa Loompa on the weekends.

 

You just missed your friend Boom. He said to say hey if you showed up.

 

Sorry Mr. Lupka? Is that what you said? Only real journalists are allowed past this check point.

 

"I'm going to tell Leon on you! (whine) (pout)."