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Fun with captions, DMN version

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    From Wednesday's Dallas Morning News Metro cover:

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    "Damn man, this battery low on fluid! Lemme fill it up ... BRZZZT!"
  3. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    After the engine caught fire, John, left, and Carl quickly put out the flames without the use of a hose. Carl then examined the source of the blaze.
  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    It doesn't matter how much you show off if you can't get it cranked.
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Darius "Day-Day" Washington, left and Sean "Short Dog" Hill attempt to work on their 1992 Acura Integra in the parking lot of a local Denny's on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, in Dallas. (AP photo/Mon Stertitz)
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Following their arrest, the boys claimed they were just following the principal's orders to get a belt.
  7. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    "Pimp My Ride" was cancelled by MTV today, much to the shagrin of Ronnie and Jeff.
  8. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Since the Doc stole my usual schtick:

    Maurice Clarett (right) and his cousin, Alfonzo, gear up for their audition for "Fast and the Furious 5: The Streets of Youngstown."
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Amateur mechanics Rusty (left) and JJ (right) have trouble replacing a timing belt.
  10. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    " ... And the captain said 'Because Tuesday is your turn in the barrel engine compartment.'"
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    How is the dude on the left keeping his shorts from falling to his ankles? And when the shorts are that long, don't they qualify as capri pants aka man-pris?
  12. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    "Real Men of Genius:

    Today we salute you, Mr. Really Low Shorts Wearer."
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