From Twilight's Bella to Joan Jett?

I believe I am, as usual, 100 percent correct about KISS being in the Simon_Cowbell rock and roll hall of fame

 

OK. They are in an imaginary Hall of Fame.

 

Because they're not in (along with several others that have been chronicled in this forum), I would characterize Jann Wenner's HOF as imaginary.

And while their music may not necessarily be all that memorable, I could see where this could be a rather entertaining movie: a 70s, all female rock band with some rather interesting characters.

 

And in the I did not know that category, a quick wiki-check showed that lead singer Cherie Currie was once married to Robert Hays from Airplane.

 

The dude from that movie was on Leno and it was the same thing. Dumber than a doorknob. Heidi Klum was the other guest and she even tried to get something out of him but couldn't.

 

A few things...

KISS rules.

Joan Jett and Carmen Electra have been dating for ages.

 

The only one that counts to me.

 

I picked up six 14-year-old girls from that movie on the weekend.

I have never seen such a collective swoon.

It was so.... unanimous.

Christ.

 

You'd have to have that 1,000-yard stare, too, if you had to let Kim Fowley fuck you over and over so you could keep your career.

 

We're in journalism. We're used to that sort of thing.

 

No light on Jett (I've always thought she was sexy), but is there a human being or animal alive that Carmen Electra has not fucked yet? I mean, other than me?

 

I've never seen an actress who looks so disinterested in everything.