From the 'what the hell were your parents thinking?' category

Why do you not go with Richard or Rick? It's like ok, your parents fucked up when they named you, why do you have to continue being a part of the problem?

And for any parents with the surname of Head who name their son, Richard, DCFS should say 'Look, if you're that stupid and going to subject this kid to unnecessary mental pain and anguish growing up, then you really don't deserve to have children anyway" and immediately take the baby away.

 

I used to work with an inner-city sports program. I don't say this to be racist, but to prove a point: Holy fuck, those names were insane.

I couldn't spell them. Hell, I doubt the kids could spell them. I couldn't pronounce them. I couldn't tell male from female. AT ALL. It made my job more difficult than it should have been. All so parents can be "creative." Fuck that.