From the batter's box to the press box?

I really liked this paragraph:

"The perfect Spring Training at-bat is a lineout. You've done your job and are also one out closer to the beach, one out closer to the season, where it counts. There's nothing worse than a lineout during the season, it's like an unrecognized sainthood. Telling someone you lined out, say, seven times in a week is like saying you saw a UFO -- a little peculiar and sort of tacky."

 

I am stunned anyone would threadjack.

I did, however, thoroughly enjoy the blog.

I even read about baseball *shudder*