Friendly reminder...Major League is on Versus

If my memory is correct, she was an old girl friend that he had a fling with in between the end of Major League and the beginning of the sequel. If you'll recall in the sequel, his new gal is the PR genius.

 

Haywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hairs. When this guy sneezes he looks like a party favor.

 

Monty: "It doesn't really say here . . ."
Uecker: "Well he should be."

 

I like the new one, where the team gets within one win of the World Series, and then within the next three years trades away all their best pitchers. Oh, and their best player is some Korean guy who might have go back home to be in the army or something.

Hilarious!

 

Willie Mays Hayes: Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.
Lou Brown: You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit

And here's another one that's funny.

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California Penal...
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car.

 

"Ahhh! Jesus! I like him very much. But he no help with curveball."

 

"Want me to drag him out of here? Kick the shit out of him?"

 

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

 

Too bad Jake didn't answer. Vaughan would have done so.

 

Taylor assumed, probably rightly, that "The Duke" would throw at him for showing him up and because he was ahead in the count after swinging through the pitch that Willie stole second on. After all, he threw at his own kid in a father-son game.

 

My favorite line in the whole movie:

"I look like a banker in this."

 

That would be, "Strike this MOTHERFUCKER out!"

So many good lines in this movie. Great casting. Ueck's the man.