Free The Dog!

You guys sure are losing vision about breaking out Dog.
Fuck this, I'm gonna call Michael Scofield.

 

www.FreeDogTheBountyHunter.com

 

hell yeah!

 

The dog must carry a big stick to make his old lady happy. She should play linebacker for the University of Hawaii. Better yet, if I saw her lying on the sand I'd holler "Whale on Beach!"

 

No. Absolutely not under any circumstances. And for reasons I already specified.

Facing a long trip up the river? Run to Mexico; the federales will save your ass.

If the Mexicans want to flip the bird at our legal system, it should be our prerogative to flip the bird at theirs. My earlier closing statement stands unedited.

 

Your champion is ready, sir.

 

Sorry for bringing this thread back on topic, but Dog got released, although he has to wear a monitoring device, had to surrender his passport and can't leave Hawaii:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060916/ap_en_tv/bounty_hunter_arrest

 

Lock him up and throw away the key. Stupid bounty hunters. I'm a better person than all of you [/alleyallen]

 

I have cred and a sixth-grade mentality. Stupid people who dare to disagree with a single thing I say. And when they do, they're gonna be called names, then I'll wonder with wide-eyed dismay why on earth they're upset. [/Clubber_Slang]

 

And in the meantime, Dog should have freaking obeyed the rules so he doesn't have to wear "jewelry" from Mexico.

 

Not that it's stopping him from cashing in. A&E is running ads for an upcoming "Dog Tells All" episode this week. Naturally, it'll be a first-rate piece of bullshit propaganda aimed at both of his faithful fans (that's not counting the dozen or so kids he has by numerous women).