Free Slurpee Day!

Had she been run over by a truck filled with Slurpee mix on her way to a shareholder's meeting, that would be ironic.

 

What part of whatever did you not get?

 

Trying to be helpful.

 

No, you're trying to be a dick about correcting, hoping to get one of your pals to join in. You do it all the time. It gets old. Do you understand?

 

So since this is Cheer Up The Lonely Day, what you were doing with boots is ironic or coincidence?

 

I thought you might not understand the concept, and offered some help.

I don't see why you need to get worked up about it.

There's certainly no need for name calling.

 

And I don't see why you need to do the same crap day in and day out trying to get a laugh.
I'm tired of it. Others are too. OK?
I'm not worked up about it. Just tired of your trying to stir crap up at my expense.
Do you understand or do I have to make it clearer?

 

I don't think I've ever tried to define irony for you before, boots, so, yes, I'm a bit bumfuzzled as to what exactly has you so riled.

 

Zeke, are you really trying to explain irony to a guy who says he has "first-hand experience" of jail rape, but then says he never was part of one, let alone witnessed it?

 

I'm an educator at heart, if no longer in practice.

 

Sell being a dumbass somewhere else Zeke. It's sold out here. Knock it off.

 

You write that one yourself?