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Freaks at Wal-Mart

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Jan 5, 2008.

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  1. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Brad Renfro never shopped at Wal-Mart.
     
    shotglass, Jan 17, 2008
    #73
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Did he keep a roll of Magnum condoms on his dashboard?
     
    Batman, Jan 17, 2008
    #74
  3. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    If I reply, this could reach Cole Hamels-like proportions.

    Ohhh ... wait a minute. Yeah.

    (Heroin baggies.)
     
    shotglass, Jan 17, 2008
    #75
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    That's a great turn of phrase, DD.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Jan 17, 2008
    #76
  5. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    And I blame soccer
     
    Smallpotatoes, Jan 17, 2008
    #77
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Isn't "aqua water" redundant?
     
    Football_Bat, Jan 17, 2008
    #78
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Certainly appears so.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 17, 2008
    #79
  8. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Not really about freaks at Wal-Mart, but just a Wal-Mart observation.

    I don't go there often -- usually shop at Target -- but I was at Wally World the other day. Inevitably, I buy something that sets off the alarm when I'm leaving. Invariably, the ancient woman in charge of handling such matters comes over, grabs my receipt and asks me, "What was it?" We then scan the receipt together, looking for the culprit, and she decides it was the golf balls.

    And that's that. I'm free to go.

    So if you want to steal anything from Wal-Mart, just make sure you buy some golf balls.
     
    Barsuk, Jan 17, 2008
    #80
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

     
    Football_Bat, Jan 17, 2008
    #81
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    good to know.
     
    Tom Petty, Jan 17, 2008
    #82
  11. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member

    I'm sure you can find "Tom and Huck" in the $5.50 rack at your local Wal-Mart.
     
    Jar of Flies, Jan 18, 2008
    #83
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