Freaks at Wal-Mart

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I've seen a woman at a Blackjack table, hooked up to an oxygen tank, smoking a cigarette through her throat. Albeit, the nostril insertions for the oxygen weren't in her nose, but she was still wheeling around the tank.

 

these guys are making my point for me.

 

Well, maybe he had to pick up a family-size carton of penicillin lollipops on his way home from Sunday Service at the Rottencrotch Babtist Church.

 

Mike...the only true way to look classy is to drink tea with your pinky finger in the air.

And back to the original post...maybe the guy was wearing the "Real Men Lick Pussy" shirt because he's a real man. Ever thought of that?

 

bad guy - or maybe the guy wearing the shirt simply is a douche. i'm sure it's one of the two.

 

What? It can't be both?

 

I don't like tea. But I'll keep reaching for the stars anyway.

 

I heard Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby" over the loudspeaker after midnight last night at my local Wal-Mart.

I wanted to go back to the back room and smash the loudspeaker and yell "NO VANILLA!!!"

 

That wasn't Vanilla Ice.
That was fucking Justin Timberlake's remake.
He sucks, too. My daughter was playing it the other day like it was something new and I had to excuse myself and go puke.
It's a hit on YouTube.

EDIT: Apprently could have been either. Sorry.

 

That's too bad. Rob Van Winkle's got some talent. In what, I'm not exactly sure. But it's got to be there.

 

Yeah. He's had a pretty good run the last decade or so.

 

If you ever want to work while seeing a skim milk gene pool, do a feature on a local boy entering a toughman competition.

Trust me, you will never forget it. I did it in New York and in Pennsylvania. Once was not enough.