Four years for penis pumping judge (no pics, thankfully)

I know how eager all of you must be to hear how this came turned out ...

After having covered my share of trials in his courtroom, I can only say I'm glad I never shook his hand. But I did see him at a Quik Trip the other day, FWIW ...

Judge Gets 4 Years for Exposing Himself

BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.

At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.

Thompson, 59, was convicted last month of four felony courts of indecent exposure for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/08/18/D8JJ01N80.html

 

At the risk of sounding like a bleeding heart liberal, that sentence is a little extreme.

 

He had it coming.

 

Well, now we know who's penis was Photoshopped onto the Asian guy.

 

To quote the skateboard punks in Harold & Kumar:

"EXTREME!!!!"

 

Sentence definitely a little heavy handed.

Of all things to be thrown in jail for as a judge - to be caught jacking off during trials with a penis pump - at least his cellmate knows he'll have a good time with him.

 

Yes, because as we all know: You dont have to take your clothes off to have a good time...

 

Looks like he's gonna be doing some hard time.....

 

That guy looked a lot like Harold from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

 

Heavy handed. Ha!

There's so many possibilities with this story.

 

He ruled with an iron fist and got slapped with a stiff sentence.

 

Gives a whole new meaning to 4-to-6, and doing the max.