For Your Pondering: Who is SJ.com's biggest hipster?

Nice. You're nominated.

 

What about men wearing baseball caps?

 

They get a "Dude. What the fuck?"

 

What if Ryan Gosling showed up at your door wearing notging but a cap.

Also, it's a Baltimore Ravens cap.

 

And people.

 

You had me at "Ryan Gosling."

However, he'd have to leave the Ravens cap outside.

 

What if his wearing a hat that is half Steelers/half UNC is part of the condition for him coming into your house naked?

 

With a hat, he's not naked. FAIL.

 

It's a trick! It's a trick! Feign disinterest!

 

Wearing nothing but a hat. Stop avoiding the question!

 

Then he can put on some clothes and take off the hat. I've already seen the goodies at that point. I'll decide if I'll strip him later or not.

 

Then you get no more Ryan Gosling. He's leaving, and he's sad. I hope you're happy!